The scene: last week in my apartment. I found the bright green plastic bowl underneath the kitchen sink, careless tossed into the milk crate that held bottles of various cleaning solutions and soaps. A bulbous knob extended from one end with a smile, and eyes peaking from behind a thin red mask painted on it. “What is this doing in here?” I asked my roommate. “Oh yeah,” he said. “I wasn’t sure where to put it. What is it?” I looked down into its goofy painted eyes. “It’s my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cereal bowl,” I said.
Twenty years ago, when I first dug the bowl out of the bottom of a Cheerios box, I didn’t want it. My TMNT obsessed kindergarten brain immediately recognized the red mask as the identifier of Raphael and no one wanted to be Raphael. Whenever playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with your friends, you would want to pretend to be your favorite turtle. Young “type A personalities” were drawn to Leonardo (succinctly described in the theme song with “Leonardo leads”), while the more creative kids wanted to be Donatello (“does machines”). A rare few even liked Michelangelo (“a party dude”). But no one, not a singe kid, liked Raphael (according to the song, he was “cool but crude”); and some unlucky latecomer who didn’t call dibs to be one of the other three early enough was general stuck playing Raph. His other option was playing April O’Neil and she was a girl which was way worse (though I now wonder why no one volunteered to be Splinter, the giant rat that was the group’s sensei).
“Aw man, Raphael.” I remember saying with disdain, then turning to my mother, trying to enjoy her first cup of tea of the day, and inquired if we could run to the grocery store before school and get another box of cereal that would probably have a Donatello bowl (my first choice, but I would have settled for either of the other two) inside it. Without having to say anything, I could tell her answer was a strong and definite “No.”
And so I made due with my Raphael bowl. Years after the Ninja Turtle fad had died out, I found it again and brought it with me to college (mainly for its kitschy throwback value) and now keep it at the office so I can eat cereal at my desk (I had brought it home to wash last week, which is why my roommate didn’t recognize it). And you know something? Raphael has really grown on me. What I mistook for a grumpy cynic was actually the group’s speaker of truths, who never beat around the bush and always said what was on his mind. And his hot-headedness? While many will agree that it constantly brought the group into dangerous situations, it was also the acting force on most of their greatest adventures (many of which forged their strongest alliances). In essence, Raphael was probably the best Ninja Turtle and I am proud to own his cereal bowl.
February 3, 2010 at 4:29 pm
That is the coolest bowl I have ever seen in my life. I am jealous.
Wordy Ninja: You should be.
February 3, 2010 at 9:13 pm
Oh man, you crack me up. I have a Flintstones bowl from a box of fruity pebbles. My three year old has tried to claim it as his own, and do you know how ridiculous it is to argue with a three year old over possession of a cartoon cereal bowl?
Wordy Ninja says: If that was my kid with my bowl, child services would probably be called.
February 9, 2010 at 7:45 pm
The Ninja Turtle fad died out?
Crap. What am I going to do with this “Turtle Power” tramp stamp now??
June 12, 2010 at 3:21 pm
OMG — I collected these bowls when I was in kindergarten! If I remember correctly, they weer found in Cookie Crisp cereal boxes. I remember eating nothing but Cookie Crisps so that I could get loads of Ninja Turtle bowls. Cereal toys have seriously gone downhill in the past twenty years, if you ask me.
July 29, 2010 at 5:01 pm
Cowabnga dude!
March 3, 2011 at 5:56 am
Dude raph was my fav. Even at 5 i wasattracted to the bad boys. Never ate the cookie crisps snd my mom was pissed. Met leo at the mall. Saw the original 6 times in theaters.
March 4, 2011 at 12:04 am
[...] shotgun the sugar-saturated milk at the bottom of your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle bowl and imagine “I Will Remember You” playing faintly, as we take a tempting trip back [...]
March 4, 2011 at 9:18 pm
I have 2 bowls and 2 or 3 cups. I still use the cups for juice.
March 7, 2011 at 7:09 am
My sister got me a box of cereal for Christmas one year(what can I say, she is 7 years older than me and we were poor then!) and I was lucky enough to get the Mikey bowl!! He was my favorite, who doesnt love pizza?! I wish I still had it, but sadly it’s been lost over several moves in my life!
March 17, 2011 at 2:37 pm
Absolutely nothing wrong with a little Ninja Turtle nostalgia!
I still have the purple-masked Donatello bowl I got from a box of TMNT cereal way back when. I keep it on my kitchen sink to hold the dish-scrubbee-thingy, and every time I do the dishes it makes me smile.
Oh, yeah, btw – I’ll be 60 on my next birthday. You’re never too old to rock with the Ninjas. Cowabunga, Dude!
September 30, 2011 at 6:08 am
I was just looking a the complete set i have still attached to the boxes of cereal. They are still cool. And yes as someone mentioned before cereal toys have gone WAY downhill since then. gotta love things like cereal bowls, bill and ted juice box telephone booths and adams family thing lights….worth way more then the stupid sugary cereal. too much fun
January 13, 2012 at 5:11 pm
Wow what a great ode. It really brings me back reading about everyones childhood memories. I work in the fisheries field and these bowls happen to be the perfect weigh boats for juvenile fish. I have used the donitello “donny” one for years and it works great. Even after 6+years of solid use none of the color have faided, although we do have to brush his teeth with a tooth brush from time to time.