So apparently Morgan Freeman has been hooking up with his 27-year-old step-granddaughter (her mother is his stepdaughter from a previous marriage) since she was 17.  Seriously.  Oh, and  remember that car crash he was in a few months back? Yeah, that was his mistress in the car with him–which is why is wife if currently divorcing him and all this shit is coming out.  Oh, and the mistress is pissed at him about the step-granddaughter thing to0.

What the hell Morgan Freeman?! I gues you took that line from Shawshank as: “Get busy dying, or get BUSY [in porno voice] living.  That’s goddamn right!”  Qausi-insestous relationship asside.  The man is an amazing narrator, even when being parodied.  Enjoy:

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